chocolate-time-machine:

becausebirds:

Trying to get my 10,000 steps a day.

what the hell what are owls????

chocolate-time-machine:

becausebirds:

Trying to get my 10,000 steps a day.

what the hell what are owls????

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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

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koolthing:

sexual education really needs to include hours of explaining how genitals actually work and showing pictures of how they can look and how there’s literally NO look that’s gross in any way. sexual education needs to bust myths that people actually think are true, for example that having a lot of sex makes a vagina “loose”. people should not be walking around thinking that shit like that is true when it’s the got dang year 2014.

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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vvankster:

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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oooomg omg mako
raleigh becket
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copiloting:

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Anonymous
Clint Barton
  • Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop ft. Wanz
  • Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop ft. Wanz
  • Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop ft. Wanz
  • Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop ft. Wanz
  • Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop ft. Wanz
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rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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